Lo: Something smells like poops!
Me: Did someone fart?!
Dea: MOMMY?!?!!!!
Me: It wasn't me. You know I'll TELL you when it's me. I have NO shame. Lo, was it YOU?
Lo: Don't call me, Lo. My name is Ariel(The Little Mermaid)!!!
Me: Ok, ARIEL, did you fart?
Dea: Ariel doesn't fart! She's a "lady"!
Lo: Ariel doesn't fart because she doesn't have a BUTT!!!!!
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We are SO bad.......
