Dear Anchorage Daily News,
You’re all kidding, yes? It’s a joke?
Blazing CHRIST! You're perpetuating intellicide!!!! Please, please, please do NOT subject us to any more asinine, mind numbing, and just plain STUPIDLY LAME comic strips!!! Whatever happened to Bloom County, Outland, or the likes of Calvin and Hobbs?!?!? Truly funny, thought provoking, and intelligent comic strips.
Save “The Barn”, Luann, 9 Chickweed Lane(just what the hell IS that shit about?!?!?)and those lame oldies like Hi and Lois and the disgustingly precious Family Circus for a separate comic page for the kiddos. Only young children and those with an IQ of 70 or less would appreciate The Barn.
Where do you FIND these vacuous jackass comic strips?!?!?!?! There’s nothing out there more along the lines of Doonesbury or Get Fuzzy? What? Too "elite"?!?! Please, FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, don a pair of testicles and go for something talented like you would find in indie news papers like The Onion or the Press: Your Square Life, This Modern World, Life in Hell, Quirksmith, Opus……..
Fuck!!!!!
Sincerely,
Bob Uppin-Kismyass
p.s. Try this maybe:
1 comment:
Hey, you could be stuck in NZ, where we have NO comics. Talk about asinine, as if any of us read the newspaper for the negative crap. I did enjoy comics while at home, but now that i read your post, I see that the humour/brains have degenerated....what next....
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